The Ultimate Procrastination Cheat Sheet

10 Ways to Declare Your Project is Done When it's Not

1. The Classic "It's Done When it's Done" Approach

Just tell them it's done, and if they ask for evidence, feign confusion.

Tell them you're taking a 5-minute break, and then spend the next 5 hours playing video games.

Act like they're supposed to magically know exactly what you're doing.

Shift the blame to someone else, like the intern or the janitor.

Act like it's finished, and then act like it's always been finished. Confusion will ensue.

This is the ultimate guide to declaring your project is done when it's not.

Remember, these techniques are not just for personal projects, but for all projects. Use them at your own risk.

Disclaimer: Procrastination is not recommended. Do not try this at home (or in the office, or on the couch). Seriously, don't.