Strategy 1: Master the Art of Browsing Random Websites
Find the most fascinating, yet utterly useless information on the internet and stare at it for hours.
Learn the intricate details of cat videos.
Strategy 2: Create an Epic To-Do List That Never Ends
Make a list of all the things you'll never do, and then spend hours reorganizing and reformatting it.
Discover the joys of font customization.
Strategy 3: Host a Marathon Gaming Session
Conquer the world of virtual reality, or at least the latest MMORPG update.
Explore the vast expanse of pixelated realms.
And remember, the most important thing is to not do anything.
Don't do that.
Or, you know, do it, but not really.
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