Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Art of Focusing on the Squirrel Outside the Window", this technique is a lost art form that has been honed over centuries of human existence.

It's a delicate dance of staring, blinking, and occasional mouse movement.

But don't just take our word for it, here's a study on the efficacy of this technique:

• "A study of 100 participants found that 80% experienced a significant decrease in productivity, and a 100% increase in existential dread." - The Journal of Modern Procrastination, Vol. 12, Issue 4

Learn more about Over-Thinking It

Or discover the dark side: Over-Achieving It

And for the thrill-seeking: Under-Doing It