Technique #1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Also known as "The Master of the Empty Page", this technique involves staring blankly at a page for an extended period of time, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Technique #2: The Binge-Watching Binge
Watch 10 episodes of cat videos in a row, and suddenly you'll be a master of productivity.
Technique #3: The Infinite Loop of Research
Stare at a single webpage for hours, convinced that the answer to your question is just around the corner.