Are you tired of getting things done? Do you find yourself constantly putting off that one task that you just can't seem to get around to? Well, fear not, dear procrastinator, for we have 7 new techniques to help you avoid productivity like the plague!
Simply put, the art of doing nothing is the ultimate procrastination technique. It involves doing absolutely nothing, and we mean nothing, until someone else does it for you. Just sit back, relax, and let the world go by in a haze of unproductivity.
Read on for Technique 2: The Procrastinatory DancePut on your favorite music, and start dancing. Dance like no one's watching (or judging, or paying you). Lose yourself in a sea of movement, and let productivity be someone else's problem.
Readประก on for Technique 3: The Ancient Art of NappingTake a nice, long nap. It's not a lie, it's not a joke, it's just a really, really long nap. You can even set your alarm clock to go off in an hour, but let's be real, you'll just roll over and sleep some more.
Read on for Technique 4: The Procrastination SimulatorImagine you are a character in a video game, and your goal is to avoid doing anything productive. Level up your character with every minute you waste, and watch your progress bar fill up with procrastination points. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you have virtual ones, am I right?
Read on for Technique 5: The Science of Binge-WatchingBinge-watch your favorite TV show, or five of them. Who needs a social life when you can have 24 hours of uninterrupted screen time? It's not a waste of time, it's a science experiment!
Read on for Technique 6: The Art of Playing Video GamesGet lost in a virtual world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have a pixelated fantasy land? Level up, collect loot, and pretend it's real life.
Read on for Technique 7: The Procrastination CookbookFind your favorite snack, and eat it while you browse the internet. It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle! Who needs productivity when you can have nachos?
That's all for today's techniques! If you're feeling extra extra extra extra extra, you can read on for more techniques, because why not?