Today, we're going to teach you the art of making the perfect procrastination recipe: Baked Chicken Parmesan.
First, preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. While that's heating up, grab a cold soda and head outside for a 10-minute break.
Next, season a chicken breast with salt, pepper, and a pinch of existential dread. Place it in a baking dish and drizzle with olive oil.
Now, sprinkle some breadcrumbs on top of the chicken, because who needs a social life when you can have breadcrumbs?
Put the chicken in the oven and set a timer for 20 minutes. During this time, watch cat videos on your phone or scroll through social media.
When the timer goes off, take the chicken out and let it cool. Meanwhile, grab a plate and a fork, because you're not done procrastinating yet!
Place the chicken on the plate and top it with marinara sauce. Add some melted mozzarella cheese because, why not?
Now, take a picture of your creation and post it on Instagram with the hashtag #ProcrastinationMasterpiece. You deserve it!
And that's it! You've successfully procrastinated away your afternoon. Congratulations!
Learn more procrastination recipes in Procrastination Techniques 4: The Snack Edition!
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Procrastination Techniques 5: The Dessert Edition!