Doing Nothing 101: The Ultimate Guide

Techniques for the Utterly Uninspired

Chapter 10: Techniques for Dummies

Technique #1: The Art of Staring

Stare at a wall for hours, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Learn more about Staring.

Technique #2: The Ancient Art of Napping

Find a comfortable spot, close your eyes, and snooze the day away.

Discover the benefits of Napping.

Technique #3: The Lost Art of Daydreaming

Close your eyes and imagine a world without responsibilities or deadlines.

Read about the history of Daydreaming.

Technique #4: The Art of Binge-Watching

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting, because why not?

Learn the secrets of the binge-watching experts.

Technique #5: The Ancient Art of Playing Video Games

Spend hours, days, or weeks in a virtual world, escaping the tedium of reality.

Read about the psychology of Video Game Addiction.

Technique #6: The Art of Eating Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

Consume a steady diet of sugar-coated goodness, because why bother with actual food?

Discover the health benefits of Cereal Addiction.

Technique #7: The Art of Collecting Dust

Find a surface and stare at it for hours, admiring the intricate patterns of dust motes.

Read about the history of Dust Collecting as an Art Form.
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