A Guide to Procrastination Techniques: The Art of Doing Nothing

Sub-4.2: Extreme Procrastination

Are you tired of merely wasting time? Do you want to take it to the next level? Look no further than Extreme Procrastination! This technique involves not only doing nothing, but also doing it with reckless abandon.

Here are the key steps:

1. Clear your schedule for at least 6 months.
2. Set up a do-nothing schedule, complete with hourly reminders.
3. Find a comfortable spot to sit, preferably with a great view.
4. Practice your best "procrastination face," a look of serene, vacant nothingness.
5. Take a 2-hour lunch, every day.
6. Develop a system of complex, meaningless rituals, such as staring at a wall, tapping your feet, or whistling the theme from "The Procrastination Olympics".
7. Join a support group for fellow extreme procrastinators, because you're going to need it.

Remember, the key to successful extreme procrastination is to never, ever do anything productive.