Technique 1: The Fantasy Football Frenzy
Convince yourself that the only way to truly understand football is by creating 17 fantasy teams, each with 10 players on a 5th-grade level of depth.
Sub-Tech: The 3am Draft
Stay up late, drinking energy drinks, as you craft the perfect 32-player, 3-team draft, only to forget who you picked 10 players before you fall asleep.
Technique 2: The YouTube Wormhole
Watch an entire season of cat videos while simultaneously pretending to be a football expert, citing 3-5 hour long YouTube videos as sources for your 'analysis.'
Technique 3: The Reddit Rampage
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Sub-Tech: The 10,000 Comment Thread
Pretend to be an expert on a Reddit thread about the meaning of life, football, or the meaning of life as it relates to football.