Year 10 of Doing Absolutely Nothing: Procrastination Techniques - Fantasy Football Edition

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Technique 1: The Fantasy Football Frenzy

Convince yourself that the only way to truly understand football is by creating 17 fantasy teams, each with 10 players on a 5th-grade level of depth.

Sub-Tech: The 3am Draft

Stay up late, drinking energy drinks, as you craft the perfect 32-player, 3-team draft, only to forget who you picked 10 players before you fall asleep.

  • The 3am Draft
  • Team Management

Technique 2: The YouTube Wormhole

Watch an entire season of cat videos while simultaneously pretending to be a football expert, citing 3-5 hour long YouTube videos as sources for your 'analysis.'

  • The Cat Videos

Technique 3: The Reddit Rampage

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Sub-Tech: The 10,000 Comment Thread

Pretend to be an expert on a Reddit thread about the meaning of life, football, or the meaning of life as it relates to football.

  • The 10k Comments Thread

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