Technique 6: Imagination Yacht

Also known as the "Fantasy Vessel," this technique involves conjuring an imaginary yacht to sail the seven seas of Procrastination Island.

Key principles:

• Develop a comprehensive knowledge of sailing terminology, including "port," "starboard," "keel," and "galleon."
• Practice your best "yacht captain" pose in front of a mirror, ensuring a dashing, windswept mane.
• Visualize the thrill of charting a course through treacherous waters, while simultaneously juggling three espressos and a phone.

Technique 7: The Procrastination Paradox is an advanced variation that involves simultaneously sailing your imaginary yacht through multiple parallel universes.