10 Procrastination Tips to Achieve Peak Productivity

Or, you know, just play video games and watch cat videos all day.

1. Set a timer for 10 minutes and check your phone every 2.5 seconds to see if the timer has gone off.

2. Make a to-do list and then immediately lose it in the couch cushions.

3. Watch paint dry. It's educational, we swear.

4. Take a 10-minute break to play a game of solitaire. It's research.

5. Claim you're "just taking a quick power nap" and sleep for 4 hours.

6. Get distracted by a fly buzzing around your head. That's just your brain's way of telling you it's time to take a break.

7. Make a "procrastination journal" and write 5 pages about how you're not procrastinating.