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10 Tips for Procrastination

Tips 1-10

1. Pretend to be busy while actually binge-watching cat videos
2. Create a to-do list, then promptly forget what you wrote it down for
3. Take a 5-hour break to 'recharge your batteries'
4. Invent a fictional emergency, then spend hours 'fixing' it
5. Call your mom, but only to complain about your workload
6. Spend 3 hours organizing your sock drawer, but don't actually clean it
7. Create a 'research paper' about the importance of procrastination
8. Host an 'online meeting' with your imaginary colleagues to discuss your lack of progress
9. Spend an hour deciding which video game to play next, then spend 4 hours playing it
10. Invent a time-traveling device to go back and relive your childhood, but forget to actually do work

Disclaimer: Procrastination not guaranteed to actually help you do anything productive.