Tip #3: The Ancient Art of Extreme Procrastination

For the truly committed procrastinator, there's no need to settle for boring, run-of-the-mill techniques. No, no. You want to take it to the next level. To the extreme.

Here's how:

1. Start by making a to-do list, but don't actually do anything on it.
2. Instead, spend hours organizing the list into neat categories and subcategories.
3. Color-code it. Yes, color-code it.
4. Take breaks to contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of productivity.

And that's just the beginning.

Learn more extreme techniques

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try tip #2: The Art of Procrastination Through Overthinking