Welcome to the most ambitious, the most audacious, and the most likely-to-never-happen plan ever conceived. Iteration 42 is our magnum opus, the crowning achievement of our collective genius.
First, we'll establish a beachhead on the planet Zorgon-6, where we'll set up a network of high-stakes, interdimensional trading post.
Learn more about Phase 1 market infiltration strategies
Find out how we'll secure the perimeter on Zorgon-6
Next, we'll unleash the Omega Protocol, our patented plan for global domination through the strategic deployment of an unspecified but highly effective technology.
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Side effects of implementing Iteration 42 may include:
Consult a doctor before implementing Iteration 42.