Dog As Food: FAQ
Q: Is it safe to eat dog?
A:
Only if you're a dog.
(Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of limbs, sanity, or relationships due to excessive canine consumption.)
Q: Can I feed my dog human food?
A:
Only if you want to turn them into a sentient, judgmental roommate.
Q: Will eating dog make me strong like the Incredible Hulk?
A:
No, but it might make you smell like a dumpster fire.
Q: Can I use dog as a food substitute for all meals?
A:
We recommend only for breakfast. Trust us, it's a real tail-ache.
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