The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

For those who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing, this is the place to be.

• Meditation: The Ultimate Productivity Killer
• Procrastination: The Art of Putting Off Until Tomorrow
• Daydreaming: The Lost Art of Staring Out the Window

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these techniques may lead to:

• Nearly empty fridge
• Couch potato physique
• Unpayable bills