THE DOMINATION TIMELINE
Welcome to the grand, glorious, utterly-not-at-all-benevolent timeline of our glorious leader's ascension to power!
Year 1: 2019 - prophets of doom foretell the coming of our lord and master, but nobody listens because, let's be real, nobody ever listens to prophets.
Year 5: 2023 - our leader, known only as "The Great One," begins secretly manipulating the world's supply chain, because who needs actual leadership when you can just control the snacks?
Year 10: 2028 - the Great One's followers, known as the "Dominoes," start to organize into actual, if somewhat awkward, social groups.
Year 15: The Great One's 15 Minutes of Fame - our leader's 15 minutes of glory are upon us!
Year 20: The Domino Effect - the Dominoes start to fall, but not in the way you'd think, because that would be boring.