1. You're just giving your last dollar to the stranger in the parking lot.
2. You're asking your family for an advance on your allowance.
3. You're selling your first-born child to the highest bidder.
4. You're offering your services as a human guinea pig for medical experiments.
5. You're begging for scraps in the dumpster behind the Olive Garden.
6. You're considering a career in panhandling, but only for charity.
7. You're willing to trade your first born for a decent cup of coffee.
8. You're performing a street dance for coins.
9. You're willing to do a backflip off the dumpster for a sandwich.
10. You're considering a life of crime for the sake of a free place to stay.