Levels of Desperation

Because Your Life's a Joke

1. You're just giving your last dollar to the stranger in the parking lot.

2. You're asking your family for an advance on your allowance.

3. You're selling your first-born child to the highest bidder.

4. You're offering your services as a human guinea pig for medical experiments.

5. You're begging for scraps in the dumpster behind the Olive Garden.

6. You're considering a career in panhandling, but only for charity.

7. You're willing to trade your first born for a decent cup of coffee.

8. You're performing a street dance for coins.

9. You're willing to do a backflip off the dumpster for a sandwich.

10. You're considering a life of crime for the sake of a free place to stay.