TOASTER FUNDRAISING PAGE
We're raising money for Toaster 3000, the world's most expensive toaster that only toasts on Tuesdays.
Current Fundraising Goal: $100,000,000.00
Donate 1000 pounds of cheese to get your name on the Toaster 3000's commemorative plaque
Donate a unicorn to get a special unicorn-themed toaster cover
Or, if you're feeling generous, just give us your firstborn child. We'll even throw in a free jar of jam.
Donations will be used to fund further research and development on Toaster 3000's patented Tuesday-toasting technology.