Donut-Gate: A Committee of Unimpeachable Characters

Transcripts of our meetings are public record, but not really.

Chairperson: "I'm telling you, the sprinkles are a deal-breaker."

Committee Member 1: "But, Chairperson, the sprinkles are what make the donut, you know."

Committee Member 2: "I'm with you, Chairperson. We can't let the sprinkles get out of hand."

Chairperson: "I'm not sure I understand the distinction between 'get out of hand' and 'get in hand'."

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