As revealed in Section 1, Sprinkle-Gate has been embroiled in a scandal of epic proportions. Our team of investigative journalists has uncovered evidence of a sinister plot to control the world's donut supply.
It appears that the notorious "Donut King" has been secretly hoarding the world's sprinkles, using them to manipulate global donut markets and bend the will of the people.
But that's not all - our sources have confirmed that the Donut King has also been in league with the notorious "Frosting Cartel," a shadowy organization known for their ruthless tactics and fluffy textures.
Stay vigilant, dear reader, for the truth is out there - and we'll keep digging until the truth about Sprinkle-Gate is revealed in all its glory!