SPrinkle-Gate Scandal Deepens: Sprinklers Caught Sprinkling in Broad Daylight
Breaking: In a shocking turn of events, multiple eyewitnesses have come forward claiming to have seen sprinklers sprinkling in the middle of the day. "I was walking by and saw one of those yellow things just going to town," said local resident, Jane Doe. "I mean, I know it's not like they're supposed to be on at night or anything, but still."
We go to the authorities for comment, and they just shrug. "Look, we know it's not ideal, but we're not really sure what we can do about it. Sprinklers are like, a thing."
Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold.