We're here today because of a scandal so heinous, so egregious, that it's been splashed across the headlines: Donut-gate! And its cousin, Sprinkle-gate! Join us as we discuss the details of this pastry-related travesty.
Our special guest, Jane Doe, CEO of Sprinkles Inc., will answer your questions, address the allegations, and attempt to placate the angry mob of donut enthusiasts.
But don't worry, we've also brought in some experts to help you understand the complexities of sprinkles and donuts and how they've been manipulated to control the global supply chain of baked goods.