The Manifesto
Article 1, Section 1: The Sprinkle is Mightier than the Sword
We, the undersigned, do solemnly declare that the sprinkle is not a symbol of joy or festivity. It is a scourge upon our society, a plague upon our donuts.
Therefore, we call upon all citizens to join us in our quest for a donut free from the tyranny of sprinkles.
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