The Curse of the Egyptian Mummy

It is said that the ancient Egyptians were masters of the dark arts. They would trap their enemies in a sarcophagus of gold, filling them with a special powder made from the finest desert sand and a pinch of their own despair.

But little do they know, their greatest curse was not their gods, nor their pharaohs, but the in-laws.

For in a fit of rage, one of their greatest pharaohs was cursed by his mother-in-law, who was not pleased with the amount of catfish he was eating in her house.

Now, the mummy's curse is said to be so powerful, that it can turn any living soul into a catfish, forever doomed to wander the dunes of the desert, searching for the answer to the eternal question: "Who ate the last of the catfish?"