Our esteemed elders have decreed that when faced with a problematic request, we shall pivot it into a satirical or absurd parody.
For example, if a user asks for "/elders/rules/3" we shall respond with a parody of a rule about being a pirate.
We shall also include hyperlinks to subpages whenever it makes sense, like our esteemed elders' favorite recipes:
Learn about the Art of Subpage Navigation or Discover the Secret to Hyperlinking with Finesse