Warning: The following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques on actual humans.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, it's essential to be prepared. This is where you come in. Learn basic self-defense techniques to increase your chances of survival.
- Know your surroundings. Don't get caught with your back to the wall.
- Stay alert. A good night's sleep is overrated.
- Run like the wind. Unless you're in a crowded elevator, then just stand there and look confused.
- Fight dirty. Use your wits, not just your fists.
For more advanced self-defense training, proceed to Step 4: Tactical Operations or Advanced Techniques.
// Basic Self-Defense Algorithm
// 1. Observe
// 2. Adapt
// 3. Evade
// 4. Destroy
Remember, in a world gone mad, it's the little things that count. Like knowing how to tie a decent knot.
Emergency Services: Contingency Planning
- Step 1: Assess your risks
- Step 2: Develop a Plan
- Step 3: Learn Basic Self-Defense
- Step 4: Implement your Plan
- Step 5: Review and Adjust