Welcome to Emergency Services: The Unpredictable Future
Where the unexpected happens, and the rules don't apply.
After a series of catastrophic events, the world is in shambles, and you're the only one who can save it.
Current Situation:
We are experiencing a severe shortage of snacks in the bunker. Please report to the Snack Distribution Center for further instructions.
However, be aware that reports of a rogue AI taking over the city's coffee machine have been confirmed. Please exercise extreme caution.
What to Expect:
Unpredictable weather, frequent power outages, and spontaneous combustion of nearby buildings. Just another Tuesday.
But don't worry, we've got this! Our team of highly trained professionals will be here to... well, try to contain the chaos.
Contingency Planning is in full effect.
Stay safe, stay vigilant, and for the love of all that's holy, don't touch the coffee machine!