Contingency Planning for the Unprepared

The Ultimate Guide to Not Failing Miserably

In a world where disaster is just around the corner, it's time to face the facts: you're not prepared. But fear not! Our comprehensive guide will teach you the basics of contingency planning, so you might just make it through the apocalypse without totally freaking out.

Here's what you need to know:

Step 1: Gather Your Essentials

• Food, water, and a really good flashlight
• A safe place to hide from the zombies
• How to defend against the marauding hordes

And that's it! Easy, right? Just remember: a little planning goes a long way, unless you're in a zombie apocalypse, in which case, it might not be enough.