Ben's Commute

I hate waking up. I mean, who doesn't, but seriously, it's just the best way to start the day: slowly.

I wake up, roll out of bed, shuffle to the shower, turn the water to lukewarm, and wonder how I'm going to make it to work on time.

My commute consists of:

• sitting in the back of my car for 45 minutes listening to podcasts
• occasionally honking the horn at people who don't know how to drive
• daydreaming about what I'll eat for breakfast when I get to the office

Why I Hate Mornings

Here are some reasons why:

• It's so bright
• The sun is too high
• Everyone's awake and annoying