Someone spilled coffee all over the break room. Again.
John from HR is still trying to fix the mess.
Our team lead has decided to "improve" the company's productivity
by introducing a 3-hour meeting on the joys of TPS reports.
Don't worry, it's not like we have actual work to do.
The cafeteria is serving its famous "mystery meatloaf" today.
Rumor has it, it's actually just a bunch of ketchup-covered beans.
More meetings because, you know, productivity.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to this exciting schedule.