Employee Exit Interviews

The Most Fascinating Stories from the Cubicle

Welcome to the Employee Exit Interviews, where we dig up the dirt from our colleagues who've left us for better opportunities, or in some cases, just for sanity.

Here are some of our favorite stories:

1. "I Left Because I Realized I'm allergic to Meetings"

Meet John, who used to be our lead developer. John had a passion for coding, but his true love was his cat, Mr. Whiskers. Unfortunately, his allergies made him a bit of a hermit, and our open office policy was the final straw. He's now running a successful online cat food review blog.

2. "I Quit to Pursue My Dream of Being a Professional Snail Trainer"

Meet Jane, who used to be our marketing manager. Jane always had a passion for snails, but never thought it was a viable career path. That was until she realized that someone has to train these slimy creatures to do their business. She's now a renowned snail trainer, traveling the world teaching snails new tricks.