Brainstorming Session ID: BS001
Date: Today (we think)
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 4 others (we're not really sure)
Topic: "Inventing the World's Most Overcomplicated Toaster"
We're trying to come up with something that's both innovative and utterly useless.
- Feature 1: Make it spin 37 different types of toast
- Feature 2: Add a built-in coffee machine that dispenses artisanal pour-overs
- Feature 3: Integrate a mini fridge for storing artisanal cheeses