Records:
- Most consecutive hours spent staring at the water cooler: 5 hours 12 minutes
- Most coffee cups knocked over while trying to sneak a peek at phone: 7
- Most creative uses for the break room microwave: 3 (microwave-baked potato, 2. microwave-cooked ramen, 1. microwave-reheated last night's pizza)
John's break room aquatic athlete career is truly inspiring. He's been pushing the limits of productivity and sanity in the break room for years.
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