As a seasoned employee, you know the drill: wake up, commute, stare blankly at a computer screen, wonder where it all went wrong. But fear not, dear Burpee, for you have the power to tame the beast that is the modern workplace.
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From the art of making your coffee mug appear on the desk of the person who really needs it, to the delicate dance of pretending to care about the company mission statement, we've got it all covered.
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Disclaimer: Do not blame us when your boss fires you for being too good at procrastination.