John is a reclusive genius who doesn't want to be disturbed. Please don't contact him.
Please do not attempt to contact John. Seriously, it's not worth it. Frequently Asked Questions about John
John's contact info is for emergencies only. If you're having a medical crisis, Call the real emergency services
John's email address is john.doe@nothelping.com, but don't bother trying to reach out to him. He's not interested.
John's phone number is 555-555-5555, but only for people who have solved the ultimate riddle of the universe. Solve the riddle, get the number.
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