Happy Underpaid Friday to all our valued employees!
Today's special event: the company is giving us an extra 10% off all drinks at the company store. Because who needs raises, anyway?
Don't forget to sign up for our new employee benefits package, which includes:
- One free therapy session per month with our on-site shrink!
- A complimentary copy of the company's annual financial report, complete with graphs and charts!
- A 50% discount on all office supplies, because we know you're going to need more Post-It notes.