Committee of One - Decision 005

Zero Tolerance Protocol

We, the Committee of One, have deemed it absolutely necessary to make this decision with certainty.

The following individuals were present at the meeting where this decision was made:

• Chairman, The Great and Powerful One
• Secretary, The Not-as-Powerful One
• Member, The One with the Mustache

Decisions made with absolute certainty include, but are not limited to:

• That the coffee machine in the break room should always be filled with exactly 4 cups of coffee, no more, no less.
• That the office chairs are to be rearranged to always face the window.
• That the color of the office carpet is to be changed to a shade of bright pink.

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