NOTICE: All citizens are required to report any and all policy violations to the authorities. Failure to do so shall result in severe penalties.
Policy violations include, but are not limited to:
- Excessive use of sarcasm
- Unapproved use of the coffee machine in the break room
- Failure to wear the required "I am a functioning member of society" badge
Penalties include, but are not limited to:
- Community service: 500 hours of cleaning the parking garage
- Mandatory re-education classes: 100 hours of watching our approved list of approved films
- Fines: $500 per infraction (payable in installments)