Phase 2 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol Officer Training Program is where you'll learn to think like a robot.
Through a series of grueling exercises and lectures, you'll be trained to suppress your emotions, ignore your intuition, and focus solely on data.
You'll learn to analyze situations like a spreadsheet, to identify patterns like a super-computer, and to respond to situations with the cold, calculating efficiency of a well-oiled machine.
But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. You'll also have to watch a 4-hour video on 'The Importance of Properly Labeling Your Filing Cabinets.'
Phase 3: Practical - It's Time to Get Your Hands Dirty