Level 3: The "We Mean Business" Protocol

At this level, the penalties get serious. You'll be forced to attend a reeducation course on the history of bureaucracy.

Courses will be held in a windowless, underground bunker, where you'll be fed a diet of stale bread and water.

Don't expect any leniency here. You'll be expected to take notes, and those notes will be taken away when you're done.

Penalties:

• Forced viewing of 12 hours of PowerPoint presentations on the history of office supplies.
• Forced attendance at a 4am wake-up call, where you'll be woken up by a loudspeaker playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
• Forced consumption of 3 meals of mystery meat.

Move on to Level 4, where things get even worse.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, go back to Level 2.