Level 4: The "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining" Protocol

Welcome, Level 4 Enforcer! Congratulations on reaching the top-tier of our Zero-Tolerance Protocol. At this level, you'll be dealing with the most... let's say, "challenging" of cases.

You'll need to be prepared to justify, nay, explain the reasoning behind every decision, no matter how minor. Your superiors will be watching, and your justifications better be convincing.

A typical day at Level 4 might involve:

• Justifying a 5-minute coffee break as "research time"
• Explaining why your stapler is a "creative tool"
• Defending your "artistic expression" of duct tape on your keyboard

But don't worry, it's all in a day's work for a Level 4 Enforcer! For more information on the finer points of this protocol, visit:

Remember, at Level 4, you're not just an Enforcer, you're a justifier-in-chief!