At this level, your creative stapling techniques are being scrutinized by our panel of experts.
You will be asked to staple together a 3-inch square of paper with your bare hands, blindfolded, while being serenaded by a didgeridoo.
The stapler will be attached to a robotic arm, programmed to only accept 3-inch squares of a certain color (we're thinking a lovely shade of chartreuse).
The didgeridoo will be played by a local musician's union, and you will be required to dance the Macarena while stapling.
Level 5: Creative Stapling Optional Level 3: Standard Stapling Level 2: Minimum Stapling Level 1: No Stapling Standard Stapling Protocol Corporate Stapling OptionalRemember, at this level, your stapling skills are being taken very seriously. Do not disappoint.