Report #1: "I was eating a bowl of cereal when I was suddenly and without warning, confronted with a seriously annoying report about my cereal's nutritional value.
Report #2: I was forced to endure an inexcusably long video conference call with my boss while simultaneously dealing with a technical issue with my toaster.
Report #3: A persistent and extremely irritating coworker would not stop playing their air guitar during a critical project meeting.