Section 4: Untimely Whistling

In this section, we will discuss the most egregious offenses of whistling in public spaces. You have been warned.

Whistling between 9:00 AM and 3:00 PM on a weekday will not be tolerated. Repeat offenders will be subject to a 5-minute detention.

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