Zero Tolerance Protocol Violation Report

A serious breach has been detected in the Zero Tolerance Protocol.

Violation Details:

• Excessive caffeine consumption
• Repeated use of dad jokes
• Failure to wear matching socks

Recommended Course of Action:

• Immediate removal of all caffeine
• Re-education on acceptable joke protocols
• Issuance of a new sock drawer

Hyperlinks to further information:

• Corrective Action Plan
• Protocol Updates

Disclaimer: The information contained in this report is confidential and not intended for public consumption. If you are experiencing any symptoms of Zero Tolerance Protocol overload, please refer to Overload Symptoms for further assistance.