Our patented Bowline Loop Technology uses a series of interlocking ropes to keep you tied up in our knot of confusion.
With our unique Whimsy Algorithm, we'll keep you guessing, but not in a good way.
Side effects may include: Tangled Fever, Entanglement Burnout, and Tangled Sclerosis.
But don't worry, our Insurance Policy covers all of it. Sort of.