Awards Show

Welcome to the most exclusive, most extravagant, most utterly pointless awards show in town!

We're giving away awards for things that don't actually exist, because why not?

Check out our nominees:

• Oscars
• Emmys
• Grammys
• Tonys

And the winners are:

• Best Non-Existent Movie: "Space Jam 2: The Quest for More Space"
• Best Overhyped TV Show: "The Real Housewives of the In-Between Dimension"
• Best Music to Stare at the Wall: "The Sounds of Silence"
• Best Award for Doing Nothing: "The Award for Not Showing Up"

Get your tickets to the after-party, where you can buy more overpriced food and drinks!

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