Warning: The office is a hazardous environment, especially during happy hour.
Don't touch the stapler. It's not a fire extinguisher.
Our office fire safety record is spotty at best. We've had 17 incidents in the past year, and 3 of them were caused by the CEO's hairdryer.
Here are some safety tips to help you survive the office inferno:
For more information on office fire safety, see:
Escape Routes: The Art of Getting Out
Panic Room Protocols: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Panic Rooms
Fire Alarms and You: The Unbreakable Bond Between You and Your Coworkers