Safe landing techniques: because sometimes you're not as good at flying as you think you are.
In this section, we will cover advanced methods to prevent your spacecraft from turning into a human pancake when re-entering the Earth's atmosphere.
1. Parachutes of Doom: a new, highly experimental technology that uses an abundance of colorful streamers to slow down your descent.
2. Controlled Crashes: a technique that involves intentionally crashing your spacecraft, but this time with style, and a well-placed 'CRASH!' soundtrack.
3. Binary Landing Simulation: a computer program that simulates your landing, but with 100% more explosions.